A Total Conversation Starter!
- David BrownI took Bear to the park in Houston with his 'cigarette' and everyone was dying. It has held up through his heavy chewing for 3 months now!
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Imitation cigarette dog toy
$10.95
NO MOQ
REINFORCED CORE
SOFT ON GUMS
- Scratch-resistant plush fabric
- Hilarious conversational design
- Reinforced chew-ready seams
- Zero-minimum order commitment
6-Month Chew Guarantee
Ships from Chicago
Pup-Approved Design
6-month durability guarantee,
built for the toughest play sessions.
Fabric + Care
Our toys are crafted from high-density, scratch-resistant plush that stands up to persistent nibblers. When playtime gets messy, just toss the toy in a cold machine wash and air dry.
Fast Fetch Shipping
Orders ship within 24 hours from our Chicago hub and the average delivery time to the US is 5-8 days.
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Imitation cigarette dog toy
$10.95
Is your pup a tough guy?
This toy is the perfect match if...
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Your dog has a 'main character' personality
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You are tired of toys shredding in five minutes
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You want the coolest photos for your dog's Instagram
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You appreciate a good laugh during playtime
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Standard tennis balls just do not cut it anymore
THEY ARE BARKING ABOUT US
Social proof from the coolest dogs in the USA
Finally, A Durable Toy
- Ashley MillerMy lab, Cooper, usually destroys plushies in an hour. This one is still fully intact. Plus, he looks hilarious walking around with it.
He Loves The Texture
- Michael JohnsonIt is soft enough for him to cuddle with at night but tough enough for fetch. The design is just the icing on the cake. Truly unique!
Risk-free
30-Day Happy Tail Guarantee
Love it or your money back
If your pup isn't obsessed with their new toy or if it doesn't stand up to their playtime within 30 days, we'll send a replacement or a full refund. No hoops, just happy dogs.
Burning Questions?
Is the material safe for my dog to lick?
Absolutely. We use non-toxic, pet-safe reinforced plush that is built for durability and safety first.
How long will it actually last?
Our toys are scratch-tested and designed to survive aggressive chewers for 6+ months of daily play.
Does it have a squeaker inside?
Yes! Each imitation cigarette toy includes a high-quality internal squeaker to keep your dog engaged and entertained.
Is it machine washable?
Yes. Just toss it in the washing machine on a gentle, cold cycle and let it air dry to keep it fresh for your pup.
Where do you ship from?
We ship all orders directly from our warehouse in Chicago, Illinois to ensure fast delivery across the United States.
Crafted for maximum play
What is inside every toy
Reinforced Plush
High-density fibers woven together to resist punctures and shredding from sharp puppy teeth.
Double-Stitched Seams
Industrial-strength stitching at the stress points to prevent the toy from splitting open during tug-of-war.
Non-Toxic Poly-Fill
Hypoallergenic and safe stuffing that provides that perfect squish for cuddling and carrying.